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Brandy (to John): Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.

Dom Retardedness.

Started by Thane O'Riley, April 19, 2007, 03:42:53 AM

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Thane O'Riley

Alright, I was on crack when I wrote this, but enjoy!

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There was a almost ominous sense of triumph surrounding Dom that immediately put Vin on guard, but there wasn't really anything that could be done.  Dom wasn't doing anything wrong, and he hadn't said anything snippy, and he was unarmed, so it wasn't like Vin could really justify bringing it up.  There was just SOMETHING that made the taller man think he should just run now and save himself.  Dom was keeping something important from him.

Then, it hit him.  Literally.  Laying in bed with Dom sitting beside him, seemingly lost in a book.  Except, there was that smirk.  The one that said, 'You are so fucked, rhinoceros, and you have no idea.'  Vin realized way too late what was wrong, and he was too tangled in the blankets to truly get away as Dom snickered and tried not to laugh.

"Oh, fucking HELL, Dom!  We are never going to Qdoba again!  My EYES are burning, it's in my sinuses!"

Fucking burritos.

Freyja Smoke

You WERE on crack when you wrote this. XD *dies on the floor laughing* GOOD crack. Where can I get some?

XDDD

Jenny Battaglia

*loves teh crack*  :wub:

Carlos Romero

It was so bad, and I STILL don't know what did it.  It was hella fun, though. ;)