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Lance (to Laura): They asked me to help them shop for lingerie. - Laura (to Lance): Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better. - Lance (to Laura): You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.

Kimber Smith

Started by Kimber Smith, December 23, 2009, 04:54:32 PM

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Kimber Smith

December 23, 2009, 04:54:32 PM
Sup.
Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love, damn your lies

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Connor Batten

December 17, 2010, 05:12:41 PM #1
Dear Kimber,

Please stop pissing in my shoes every time I leave my office door unlocked.  I admire your ability to aim and your dedication to the job, but my shoes haven't done you any harm.

Sincerely,
Connor
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