Night's Omen

I did that with a Whopper once.  Course, I wasn't drinking, but had a bad stomach virus.

Lettuce.  Through my nose.  My puke was all green-tinted.  Grossest vomit experience EVER.

Hahaha, at least I'm conditioned to puking Jager.

Dude no...that is not something you can get conditioned to, unless you do it way too much. Last epic puke spree I had was during a methadone binge a few months ago, but strangely puking on opiates is not that bad, it just kinda happens and you're like...oh wow...puke...neat.

Personally, I make a point to puke as infrequently as possible. Therefore, no tequila for me. And guys...never buy any alcohol with a beautiful name. Because it's all LIES. Probably this is common sense, but...no one ever told me.

LOL Sav, any alcohol in a gorgeous bottle with a fancy-script name is EVIL and will make your life HELL. It's why they're so pretty!

And Cody, I'm thoroughly conditioned, I assure you  It's so wrong it's right again

Crystal Palace made my life hell in front of MANY people.

*hides face*

Anything with a Russian name, though. That seems to be just fine. Clearly They know what They are doing oot there.

Well, it depends. if it's vodka, as long as it's Stoli, I'm okay. Anything else is shit. We did Stoli bombs (jager bomb cup, fill middle shot with stoli blueberi or strasberi and then fill the outside ring with blue-cranberry juice) and got FFFFUUUUUUucked up. You can also mix the Stoli blackberi with cherry coke and it's delicious.

And no, i'm not spelling that wrong - those fuckers are illiterate.

They're Russian, they were probably drunk when they printed the labels. I used to be conditioned to puking Wild Turkey 101....that is the only thing I can puke up and then resume drinking the next night...the Turkey is magic! I've pretty much mastered opium tea, my next project is gonna be a weird laudnum/ Absinthe hybrid...should be interesting if I can pull it off.

Gross. Absinthe is nasty, I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with it. I've had it; I'd rather drink that Dogfish Head 120 IPA shit that has 21% ABV.

Real French absinth is good, the American stuff is just 160 proof grain with Fennel flavoring, it doesn't even louche right.

Happy Easter, friends or enemies!

Aw, Happy Easter to you, too!!

You reckon it's okay to get trashed on the holiest day of the year? I've been pondering it but haven't figured it out yet.

Hapy Easter, everyone!

Sav....I don't know.  Guess it depends who you ask.  My mom will probably get trashed.  I won't. 

Well, it IS a special occaision. Red wine would probably be taking it too far, though, hmm? Hah, I'm going to hell (but first, confession!).

Hope you all have a lovely day.