Character Survey: 50 Questions

[Capricia Varekova]

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Survey

1. Your name?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4. Do you plan outfits?
5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
6. Did you meet anybody new today?
7. What are you craving right now?
8. Are you emotional?
9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
10. Do you like yourself?
11. How many countries have you visited?
12. Are your parents strict?
13. Would you go sky diving?
14. Do you own a gun?
15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
16. Ever been on a train?
17. Ever been in love?
18. Do you have a cell-phone?
19. Are you too forgiving?
20. Can you use chop sticks?
21. What was the last question you asked?
22. What was the last CD you bought?
23. Boys or girls?
24. Last time you cried?
25. Ever walked into a wall?
26. Do looks matter?
27. Favorite time of the year?
28. Favorite color?
29. Do you have any tattoos?
30. The last person you held hands with?
31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
33. Do you like your life right now?
34. How often do you talk on the phone?
35. What is your favorite animal?
36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
38. Do you have a job?
39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
40. How do you feel about relationships?
41. Where were you born?
42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
44. Is there someone you like right now?
45. Does anyone know?
46. When was your last encounter with the police?
47. Do you ever plan to get married?
48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?

[Katherine Summers]

1. Your name?
  - Katherine Summers. Everyone calls me Kat. Usually if someone's calling me Katherine it's a superior, or people I don't know. Mom calls me Kitty.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
  - I have a robin's egg blue hoodie that I got when I was still a teenager. It sort of shrank though but I keep it in the closet because I like it.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  - Indeed. And often, at that.

4. Do you plan outfits?
  - Well, yes and no. I mean, I'm not a super-fashionable person, but I'd like to believe I have some sense. If there's a big event I'll definitely be considering the clothing choice for at least a day beforehand.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
  - Heh, vampires don't dream. I guess I'm okay with that, though.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
  - No, today I stayed home with Gabriel. We watched a Price is Right marathon. He doesn't see the appeal.

7. What are you craving right now?
  - God, a mint-chocolate chip ice cream milkshake from Baskin Robbins.

8. Are you emotional?
  - Unfortunately. I have some pretty knee-jerk reactions, but it's to things I shouldn't. And then when I should flip out, I don't.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
  - I'd like to be a human again.

10. Do you like yourself?
  - I have my days. Mostly, I think I do. I mean, being a vampire does have its perks. I'm a lot prettier than I was before.

11. How many countries have you visited?
  - So far, just one. Wait, the Bahamas is a different country, right?

12. Are your parents strict?
  - Not really. My brother, though. That man needs to loosen up.

13. Would you go sky diving?
  - Not even as a vampire would I ever jump out of a perfectly good plane.

14. Do you own a gun?
  - Of course. It's police issue.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
  - The same person I'm with every night.

16. Ever been on a train?
  - No, but I'd like to. Not like, a stupid one - I mean like a cool, 'across Europe' sort of train.

17. Ever been in love?
  - Yeah, for a little while now. It's a very dedicated sport.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
  - Who doesn't?

19. Are you too forgiving?
  - Ah, now here's where it gets interesting. I'm really not. People make the mistake of thinking I'm sweet and innocent, but I'm really pretty mean when it comes to things I let slide.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
  - Yes, and very well.

21. What was the last question you asked?
  - I asked Gabe where he put my tennis shoes. I wanted to go to the gym and evidently the middle of the floor is not an acceptable place for them.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
  - Uh.. Wow. I don't remember the last time I bought a CD.

23. Boys or girls?
- Boys, obviously.

24. Last time you cried?
  - I had a good cry after I got Gabriel home and in bed. I did it outside on the back balcony, though. Too much shit to deal with.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
  - Yes, actually. I'm still uncoordinated sometimes.

26. Do looks matter?
  - Well, mostly. I mean, everyone's taste is different, but I think they do, to some extent.

27. Favorite time of the year?
  - Spring. Kite-flying weather, heh. I like to go to the park and watch people get them stuck in trees. Evidently that's malevolent.

28. Favorite color?
  - Purple, all shades.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
  - Nope, and I never will. They're just not that appealing to me.

30. The last person you held hands with?
  - Gabriel. We're like "that couple".

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
  - Not on purpose, I promise. I wake up to creepy Billy Mays infomercials.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
  - Oh, absolutely.

33. Do you like your life right now?
  - I could do without some things, but I don't think I'd really change much.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
  - Not very. I don't really like the phone that much.

35. What is your favorite animal?
  - I really like koalas. Apparently you can't import them into the US?

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
  - I just bought The Secret Garden on DVD. I know, right?

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
  - No. Never.

38. Do you have a job?
  - Indeed! I'm a forensic pathologist. Basically, I look at the dead things, and disassemble them.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
  - Once or twice, but it's not something I do habitually.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
  - Well, I'm in one right now, so I'd say I feel okay about the idea.

41. Where were you born?
  - Maryland.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
  - That's rich. I think my boyfriend is a few hundred years older than I am.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
  - Because they find it unnatural that I can crack jokes during autopsies, would be my first guess. Most people in our department that are new and not 'in the know' definitely label me as a freak. I'm okay with that.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
  - Obviously.

45. Does anyone know?
  - If they didn't before, they do now.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
  - I see them every day.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
  - You know, when I was human, I did intend to, but now... I don't know. It seems kind of lame. What does that say?

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
  - Well, I can read minds - most minds, anyways. I bet Detective DeMortei has got a lot of interesting tidbits in his nugget.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
  - I like Gabriel's shadow thing. I think that would be pretty cool.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
  - Jaxon Church definitely looks the type to steal cookies.

[Jaxon Church]

1. Your name?
Jaxon Church, but there ain't many people call me Jaxon.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? 
Black.  Blends in and hides stains.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 
Plan to, soon as I see her again.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Just for use. 

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I rolled out of bed and fell about 10 stories wondering why I couldn't fly, then woke up.

6. Did you meet anybody new today? 
Every day.  Nobody I wanna see again.

7. What are you craving right now?
Pork rinds in tabasco.  Holly calls it gross.

8. Are you emotional?
I'm an angry guy sometimes, but not like some whiny Onyx bitch.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
Human again.  I really wish.

10. Do you like yourself?
Yeah, and anyone who doesn't like me can suck it.

11. How many countries have you visited?
A few.  Mexico was okay, went someplace in Europe, too.

12. Are your parents strict?
Nah, not on me.  Sucks to be my sister.

13. Would you go sky diving?
Only if my life depended on it.  Not liking the heights.

14. Do you own a gun?
If you have to ask, you're a dumbass.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Little Miss Hollywood herself.

16. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, wasn't impressed.  Better than a plane, though.

17. Ever been in love?
Maybe?  I dunno, ask me in a few months.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah, it's pretty important.

19. Are you too forgiving?
Wouldn't say so myself.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
Same things as shish-kabobs, ain't it?

21. What was the last question you asked?
Where my pants ended up.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
An old Cash album.  Mine got trashed when I wrecked the old truck.

23. Boys or girls?
You serious?  You seen Holly?

24. Last time you cried?
Doesn't happen.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
Yeah, gotten pretty hammered a few times, and wrecked in fights.

26. Do looks matter?
Yep. 

27. Favorite time of the year? 
Summer.  Coats are hard to find in my size.

28. Favorite color? 
Orange.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
Yep, a few.

30. The last person you held hands with? 
Guy I threw off a roof.  He told me what I wanted to know cause he thought I'd pull him back up.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not really a TV person.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Who doesn't?

33. Do you like your life right now?
It could be worse, but there are things I'd trade.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Short bursts.

35. What is your favorite animal?
Not cats, the little fuckers.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A Mt. Dew for Holly.  Don't think she's figured out the caffeine don't work no more.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No, pisses me off.

38. Do you have a job?
Two of 'em, and they're both violent.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Eh, sorta.  It was a big window.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
They're great when they work.

41. Where were you born?
San Antonio, Texas, friend.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Open to suggestions.  She hot?

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
I can kick their ass all night and still fuck their girlfriend.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
You could say that.  Like isn't really a good word for it.

45. Does anyone know?
They'd have to be blind to miss the two of us.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
They made that lion asshole cuff me, cause I put up a fight, and then Shane sent someone to bail me out.  Pretty sure I broke someone's face in the bar, but I don't remember it all. 

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
Who plans that shit?

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
Holly's.  It'd be nice to know exactly what would drive her wild.  Love it when she's so riled up it hurts.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
X-ray heat vision.  Only part of being Superman I'd want and don't have.
 
50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
I think it was that doctor chick, Lisa.  It's always the quiet ones.

[Corinne]

1. Your name?
Lisa Marie Kendall.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Green.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
If I saw him again, sure.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Do uniforms count? I wear lots of uniforms. It's that whole scrub thing.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
My brother was parading around in women's clothing. More like my typical home life, really.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
I meet patients every day. Sometimes they're the same person, most of the time it's someone new, though.

7. What are you craving right now?
I could really do with some mocha ice cream. The cold keeps me awake.

8. Are you emotional?
Not really. My job requires me to be objective, so I try not to let my emotions get in the way.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
You mean I could be something other than a bird or a human? I wouldn't mind being human so that I can stop dodging every other physical.

10. Do you like yourself?
Why wouldn't I?

11. How many countries have you visited?
I've only stayed here.

12. Are your parents strict?
Not really. They give my brother a hard time since he's a bit of a dead beat, but I'm okay in their book.

13. Would you go sky diving?
Nah. I could fly around if I wanted to, falling just isn't my thing.

14. Do you own a gun?
No. Guns aren't my thing. Mace used to be, but now I think it's not really legal.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me, myself, and I.

16. Ever been on a train?
Yeah. It's nothing special. Subways are a bit gross, though.

17. Ever been in love?
A long time ago.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. I get plenty of calls on it, and most of the time I can't really answer the phone.

19. Are you too forgiving?
I think I have enough forgiveness, but not too much.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes. I can successfully eat Chinese food without a fork. Unless it's rice. I hate rice with chopsticks.

21. What was the last question you asked?
If the patient had any questions.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
Wow, that's a good question. I do itunes now. I think it was Norah Jones.

23. Boys or girls?
Men. Grow up.

24. Last time you cried?
I fell down the stairs when in a rush for work. I was crying because I thought I sprained my ankle. I wound up alright.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
No. Glass Doors, yes. But not walls.

26. Do looks matter?
The clothes make the man in business. So yes.

27. Favorite time of the year?
Fall. It gets really pretty back in Pleasantville. Which, by the way, is the only time that place is Pleasant.

28. Favorite color?
Yellow.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
I have one on my ribs and back. It was the most excruciating thing I have ever experienced and I will never do it again.

30. The last person you held hands with?
I held a patient's hand as he died. Poor thing, there was nothing we could do and his family wasn't going to make it in time.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Occasionally, if I'm really tired.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Eh, not a hating sort of person. I get irritated with people, I guess there's a few.

33. Do you like your life right now?
Yes. I'd like to be done with the residency, but I can't complain.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Usually on my commute when I'm not on the subway.

35. What is your favorite animal?
I actually enjoy  snakes. I had one as a little kid. It wasn't a big one or deadly, but we got to watch it eat mice. I used to be freaked out about it, but it's not as bad as when I eat lobster. They kill those poor things on the spot. Maybe I should be vegetarian.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
McDonalds. Dollar menu is amazing when in a bind.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No. Don't ask again.

38. Do you have a job?
Yes. I'm working toward my dream job.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes. I've crawled in and out of windows. It was a long time ago, though. Now, I don't really have to unless the window's closed.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
Why do I need one when I can do what I love for a living?

41. Where were you born?
Pleasantville, New York

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Three years older, two years younger. It's really not about age though, it's more personality.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
I'm frequently the bearer of bad news. "You're going to die" isn't exactly something people like hearing.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
Not really. Unless it's friends. I like my friends.

45. Does anyone know?
That I like my friends? My friends know I like my friends. It's why we're friends.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
Jaywalking. How lame, who tickets for that nowdays anyway?

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
When the time comes, I guess.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
I'd rather not read minds. The first guy I did surgery on, maybe. He seemed like a bit of a batty sort of guy. I think his name was Jared. But I don't like intruding on people's thoughts.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
Super healing on other people, obviously.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
Illoquil. And no one would question her, she's that scary.

[Iloquil]

1. Your name?
- Iloquil. Or "No, please don't." I hear that a lot. Not entirely sure why.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- Hoodie? Oh. Oh, no. No, I don't do "hoodies".

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- And every day after until the stars fall out of the sky.

4. Do you plan outfits?
- I don't need to. I make everything look fantastic. Have you seen me?

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- I had a dream that my home was being sieged by a monster with no soul from the desert. As it turns out, it was a bit prophetic.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
- I couldn't tell you the last person I actually introduced myself to. They're all a little beneath me.

7. What are you craving right now?
- Waiting for my darling to return home so we can hunt. Blood would be nice.

8. Are you emotional?
- Only as the situation dictates. Justinian will argue that I am jealous. I find that I'm only "appropriately interested" in his dealings.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
- I'm already a god, what more is there?

10. Do you like yourself?
- Are you kidding? I love being me.

11. How many countries have you visited?
- Every last one. I was even in a few before they were, in fact, separate countries.

12. Are your parents strict?
- I was the favourite child. I got away with murder.

13. Would you go sky diving?
- It sounds like fun.

14. Do you own a gun?
- Ha, what would I need a gun for?

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
- The creature that completes me.

16. Ever been on a train?
- Indeed, the Trans-Siberian. Interesting, but long ago.

17. Ever been in love?
- Only once, and I'm still there.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
- No. The only person who needs to address me can find and speak to me regardless of where I am.

19. Are you too forgiving?
- When I read this question aloud to Justinian, he spit out the water he was drinking.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
- Yes. I don't, though. You can't drink blood with a chopstick.

21. What was the last question you asked?
- I asked Justin if I was too forgiving. Or did we forget already?

22. What was the last CD you bought?
- I don't buy CDs. I don't even think I've got something that plays them.

23. Boys or girls?
- One man, thank you.

24. Last time you cried?
- Well over two-thousand years ago.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
- Not even as a human. I'm fairly coordinated.

26. Do looks matter?
- Of course they do, and anyone who says otherwise is lying through their teeth. Why on Earth would anyone want ugly vampires? There's a reason the old ones are beautiful. Nobody likes ugly people.

27. Favorite time of the year?
- Winter. Everything is white.

28. Favorite color?
- Red and white.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
- None whatsoever. Useless, ugly decorations.

30. The last person you held hands with?
- Justinian held my hand when I got out of the car earlier. He always does. Opens the door for me, too.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- Not since I threw the remote through it.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
- A number no more than one million and no less than seven.

33. Do you like your life right now?
- I like my life always. It's glorious being me.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
- I don't. I don't have one. Wretched things. You should see how people are slaves to them.

35. What is your favorite animal?
- Oh, I suppose I like jackals. Well, I like the drawing of Anubis, so I guess that means I like jackals. I wouldn't actually want one.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- A chandelier for the front foyer. More or less, so that I can drop it on someone like one of those murder mystery games, but for now, it's quite pretty.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- If Justinian ever... I don't even want to think about it. It wouldn't happen.

38. Do you have a job?
- Yes. Being perfect.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- No, but I've broken a few.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
- I like the one I have. It's the only one I have, and it's all I need.

41. Where were you born?
- Sumeria. Heard of it? That Lovecraft fellow seemed obsessed with it. Or at least, the mythology around it. Deranged, raving man.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- Justinian is considerably younger than I am, but you wouldn't be able to tell from looks alone.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
- I killed their entire village and left them as the sole survivor just so I could watch their minds break before I drained every drop of blood from them? Mm, sounds like a valid reason, I suppose.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
- Quite possibly the man I've been with for two-thousand years?

45. Does anyone know?
- If they don't, I feel sorry for them when they intrude.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
- Never, to my knowledge.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
- My "cohabitation" has lasted longer than any marriage I've ever seen.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
- I can already read minds, and there is none off-limits except for my fledglings. Or, that's the tentative rule I have. I could change my mind about that some day.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
- I've already got one, but I suppose time control could be very useful. Imagine the possibilities.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
  - Lucas Elliot, let's see what's inside that twisted, drug-addled mind of yours.

[Lucas Elliot]

1. Your name?
Luke.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black.  It needs to be washed less.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No.  In fact, the last person I kissed was so long enough that I don't even remember her name, but I remember witnessing the 'domestic dispute' her parents had days before I met her.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Yes.  Black on black on on dark blue on jeans.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
There was a lot of blood, screaming and stone.  It was too dark for details, but I'm pretty sure I saw red and blue feathers.  It would be bad enough as a dream, but I don't dream.  It's all true.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
Unfortunately.  Some asshole bumped into me, and I thought I was back in Ancient Rome, or something.  Looked like the Coliseum.

7. What are you craving right now?
What I crave isn't appropriate for polite company.

8. Are you emotional?
You would be, in my position.  Most of the time, it's not even my emotions.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
Human.  Full, vanilla, ignorant fucking human.

10. Do you like yourself?
Not for a long time.

11. How many countries have you visited?
One is enough.  America has three centuries of truly bloody history.  Do you know how many hundreds of years the rest of the world has?

12. Are your parents strict?
My parents are idiots, and they hate me for being a freak.

13. Would you go sky diving?
Why?  I don't see the purpose of it.  Life is ridiculous enough.

14. Do you own a gun?
No.  Sometimes, I wish I did, but it's better not to.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself, maybe that Alice girl.  I hate being around her, because she has all the things I hate about other people going for her, but she's cynical and disturbed enough to be good company.  Sometimes.  Other times, she's strung out and less pleasant than I am.

16. Ever been on a train?
No.  I'm not into any sort of public transit.

17. Ever been in love?
I don't have to be.  I've felt what it's done to other idiots.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
I do, but I don't use it often.  There aren't many people I talk to regularly.

19. Are you too forgiving?
No, that's not my sin.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
No.  There's nothing wrong with a fork, and if it's not broken, don't fix it.

21. What was the last question you asked?
Pretty sure it was, 'What the fuck is wrong with you?!'  or some variation, to Alice.  She has the most fucked up images in her mind for some stupid girl. 

22. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't buy a whole lot of music.

23. Boys or girls?
Well, I'm not gay, if that's what you're asking.  Men have just as many bad memories as women, and they're not nearly as pleasant to look at.

24. Last time you cried?
I'd rather not talk about it.  It happens.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
It also happens, but it's more 'staggered into the wall' than 'walked'.

26. Do looks matter?
When you can't touch, absolutely.

27. Favorite time of the year?
Winter.  Everyone gets bundled up and doesn't want bare skin.

28. Favorite color?
Black.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
No.  Not what I use needles for.

30. The last person you held hands with?
The asshole I was paid to read.  Turned out, he really was a traitor.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I have, many times.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Oh, yes.  There are so many reasons to hate other people, and I know most of them.

33. Do you like your life right now?
Absolutely, what isn't there to like?  I can't touch people or anything that has too much memory built up, and I'm always broke because I enjoy wasting what little money I have on mental escapism.  Sounds like a perfect life.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely.  Who would I talk to?

35. What is your favorite animal?
I've become fond of cats, strangely.  Their imprints seem less overpowering and more soothing.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Drugs and whiskey.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Everyone cheats.  It's human nature to do what's easiest. 

38. Do you have a job?
Some people call it that.  I read people, usually for bad people.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.  The door to my place has been boarded up for a few months.  The window is the best way in.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
All they do is cause grief and disappointment, because they don't last forever.

41. Where were you born?
A small town in New York, not that far from the city. 

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
I don't really 'date', so the point is moot.  I'm not that interested in stupid young kids, though.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
I'm unpleasant and I know far more than anyone likes.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
Yes, the pretty waitress who sometimes gives me free food.

45. Does anyone know?
Well, I'm less mean to her than everyone else, but it's not that kind of like.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
I try to avoid the police.  Usually, it works.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
No.  Planning on having a future is enough.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
I can't 'read minds', not like you're thinking, but I see things, and I wish I didn't.  I wouldn't want to read minds, too. 

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
Being a completely normal person.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kenzie.  That little brat is up to way too much not to be interesting.

[Kenzie Ellesman]

1. Your name?
- Kenzie Chantal Ellesman. If that isn't a Romance Novel/Stripper name, I don't know what is. Thanks, mom.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- Light pink. I love it. The inside of it is super fuzzy and soft. I turn the AC down to like 72 and wear it arond the house.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- No. I only did it so that I could piss everyone off at a later date.

4. Do you plan outfits?
- I'm a seventeen-year old girl. What do YOU think?

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- It was absurd. I won prom queen, right, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get through the crowd to get on stage, and they announced that because I wasn't there I forefitted the title. I woke up screaming.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
- Oh yeah, Yuri the hotdog vendor on twelfth avenue. It was rewarding.

7. What are you craving right now?
- Things I could get you arrested for thinking.

8. Are you emotional?
- Um, yes. I mean, I don't even really try not to be. I'm not as crazy as my brother's girlfriend, though. Capri is on her own planet.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
- Definitely a shapeshifter. A snow leopard. God. I know one and he is so fine.

10. Do you like yourself?
- Most of the time. I mean, I have those "skinny" days where my hips look awesome and my hair is ultra-bouncy, and those days, I love me.

11. How many countries have you visited?
- One. This one. So unexciting. I was planning a senior trip to Cancun, but that got nixed by the parental units. Fucking lame. Oh well, I still have something else planned anyways.

12. Are your parents strict?
- Not my parents as much as my sibset. God. Connor goes all paternal and it makes me want to vomit. Like I can't take care of myself.

13. Would you go sky diving?
- Heck yes. Sign me up.

14. Do you own a gun?
- I'm not "old enough" to own a gun, but there are some in the house, and I can use them. You don't grow up being sister to a Bruja guild leader and *not* know how to use one. It's, like, impossible.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
- Ohman. I met this hottie named Shane downtown and I'm totally gonna "stay at Amy's" for the night. It's going to rule.

16. Ever been on a train?
- When I was little, we rode the train from here to CT. It was boring from what I can remember.

17. Ever been in love?
- Nope. Don't really want it. More interested in lust.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
- Indeed, and it's hot pink. I heart pink.

19. Are you too forgiving?
- Nope, not me. Bite me once, shame on you; bite me twice, shame on me.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
- Not at all. I tried, but I made such a big mess last time I was forbidden from them ever again. Who knew sweet and sour sauce could stain?

21. What was the last question you asked?
- I definitely asked my friend Amy to cover for me tonight, and she did. I had to give her twenty bucks though, greedy bitch. I will remember that the next time she asks me to cover for her when she wants to go suck face with her boyfriend.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
- The Pussycat Dolls - Doll Domination.

23. Boys or girls?
- Boys, and lots of them.

24. Last time you cried?
- Last night. My brother made me SO MAD. They just bomb-dropped me about having to stay at Crimson until I'm like, a hundred years old. I guilt-tripped them into letting me have one last night out, and I'm going to go see that hottie. I heart guilt.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
- Yep, first time I ever saw Zaine. Man, he's fine. I'd make him a convicted felon.

26. Do looks matter?
- Duh.

27. Favorite time of the year?
- Summer. I have the cutest skirts and stuff to wear. Plus, tan!

28. Favorite color?
- Hot pink and purple. My room is totally bubblegum pink though, not really sure about that.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
- Nope, but I'm planning on one when I'm 18. Going to get a little butterfly on my hip. I can't wait to show my brother, I bet his face will turn red like it does when he tries not to yell.

30. The last person you held hands with?
- Jonathan at the mall. He made me hold his hand when we crossed the street. Hello, 12 much?

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- No, I can't stand it. I sleep with music on, though.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
- Um, yes. Like, the entire squad of losers who sit in the back of my French class. God, all they do is put eyeliner on and write lame poetry and talk about how unfair the world is. Fucking lame.

33. Do you like your life right now?
- That's a big N O. I'm going to miss my junior prom plus tons of school and social adventure because of my dumbass brother and his dumbass job and their dumbass friends. Like I care if some stupid uber-secret vampire clan is going to end the world. Not my problem.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
- Um, enough to run up a phonebill so big that I'll be paying that debt off forever.

35. What is your favorite animal?
- I totally heart bunnies. I want, like, five hundred.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- Um, MAC Lipstick in "Bombshell". Compliments of mom's credit card.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- No, but I might pretend to so he'll feel guilty and buy me a bunch of stuff before I dump his sorry ass.

38. Do you have a job?
- Yeah. It's called being fucking awesome. I do it every day.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- Indeed, two nights ago. They still haven't figured out I've been sneaking out since I was like, fifteen.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
- Um, when I can actually manage one, I'll let you know.

41. Where were you born?
- In a hospital, duh.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- Ew, don't like younger guys at all. As for older... I'm willing to negotiate. What does he drive, how wealthy is he, and how totally hot is he?

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
- Because they're a fucking scum-sucking rodent loser who wears tight pants and has a reverse mullet. Who wouldn't like me?

44. Is there someone you like right now?
- There is always someone I like right now.

45. Does anyone know?
- I'm sure I've announced it and nobody's bothered to listen. Sucks for them.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
- Um, never. Like, that would get me sent to a convent for realz.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
- No way. Why get married when you can just date lots of boys who buy you things?

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
- My brother, so I could understand what goes through that rock of his when he talks to me. Like, we're on different dimensions.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
- Um.. I hadn't ever thought about this before. I guess I'd like to be able to make people do what I say. Like, control them with my voice. God, that would rule.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Oh, haha. Definitely Stefan. I bet that sicko has some stories.

[Stefan]

1. Your name?
Stefan Drago Reinhold.  Stefan for my mother's father, who was a political genius for Der Fuhrer, and Drago for my father's father, a general who did not live to see my birth.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
It is a medium blue that I've been told brings out my eyes.  I wear it around Single Earth to blend in better, and it works wonderfully.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I don't intend to.  She was a stupid girl who needed my 'approval' before she would do what I wished of her. 

4. Do you plan outfits?
One should always look his best for whatever part he intends to play.  I prefer to look 'put-together', but sometimes, the part requires that I dress very casually.  I plan for the occasion.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I haven't had a dream in many years, but I dreamt of a great and bloody victory.  I suppose I had it after I was made a vampire, but it wasn't quite what I had in mind.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
Single Earth has many new faces each day, which is part of why I am so interested.  I wish to know who these faces belong to, and what they're worth.

7. What are you craving right now?
Blood, but not in the traditional vampire sense.  I will have to be careful who I take, but I think a pleasant-faced young brunette will be satisfactory to my knives.

8. Are you emotional?
Not generally.  It happens, but I prefer to maintain my dignity.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
What could I possibly want to be other than what I am?  Humans are impossibly weak, and then there are the animals.  Only the witches deserve any level of respect, and even most of them are so blindly devoted to the humans that they're useless. 

10. Do you like yourself?
That is a very stupid question.  I am the perfect example of a loyal Aryan.

11. How many countries have you visited?
Many in Europe, and Japan once.  I wanted to see what our former allies were doing as the war ended, and all I found were wimpering cowards.  I knew better than to trust them.

12. Are your parents strict?
They were, yes.  They had high expectations, and they were not to be disappointed.

13. Would you go sky diving?
I have jumped out of a plane, yes, both before and after my death.  It was more interesting when I was still mortal.

14. Do you own a gun?
I do, but I prefer blades.  It's so much more personal.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My darling Desten.  She is a beautiful achievement, perfect.

16. Ever been on a train?
I have, both in Europe and in this city, though I preferred the older trains to the subway.  They had more charm.

17. Ever been in love?
I was very in love with an idea, but never a woman.  I would have found one and married after I returned from war with my increased rank, as I would have had plenty of offers, but I didn't exactly return from war, did I?

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes, and it is a useful tool. 

19. Are you too forgiving?
Very few would ever think that of me.  The last man who crossed me and my Desten would attest to my forgiving nature, if he could.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
Perhaps I could if I tried, but I have no desire to eat my food with sticks.  Leave that to the dirty hordes.

21. What was the last question you asked?
If the man with the brilliant red hair would prefer I press the heated iron into his back or his chest.  I never received an answer, so I let him try both.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
I am not so detached from the times as to continue buying CDs.  There is an excellent system that allows you to download single songs that you like, and that's my preference. 

23. Boys or girls?
Women, certainly, if we're talking sexual.  It depends on my mood, otherwise.  Women scream so well, but usually too easily.  Finding a good man means that it's more of a challenge, and I like the sound of agony hard-won.

24. Last time you cried?
I don't actually think I remember.  I would assume it's happened, but not for a very long time.  I think it was on a battlefield that had been struck with tear gas, but I could be wrong.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
I have been a warrior my entire life.  That would be a drunkard or a moron's walk, and I am neither.

26. Do looks matter?
For everything.

27. Favorite time of the year?
Winter.  It's beautiful in its contrasts.

28. Favorite color?
Blue.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
No.  I would not mark myself in such a way.  I leave that to the uncultured sort.

30. The last person you held hands with?
I held Desten's hand when I took her out to dinner.  She is such a lady when we go out.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a television in my quarters, so that would be impossible. 

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate more than three types of people, so I would say so.

33. Do you like your life right now?
Very much.  There is nothing reasonable I could desire that I can't achieve.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely.  It is a tool, not a pleasure.

35. What is your favorite animal?
I very much appreciate the Golden Hawks for their beauty and grace, and have found that cougars are also to my liking, though on a smaller scale.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Desten needed a gown for our evening out.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends on the type of cheating.  All is fair in war, so I wouldn't hold it against a fighter, but in other matters?  There is a fine line between survival and honor.

38. Do you have a job?
I suppose it's a job, but I take such enjoyment out of it that I forget.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Not since I was mortal.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
They are pleasant, but make fools out of those involved more often than not.

41. Where were you born?
In the great city of Berlin, Germany.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Considering my age and immortality, I don't care.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
I'm hurting them, and that's understandable.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
I like many people, but if we're talking about the childish definition humans have given the word, the only one that might fit is Desten.

45. Does anyone know?
Oh, I should think my pride in her is obvious.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
It has been many years, in the official sense.  There were some investigations into disappearances because I was sloppy, and after a few policemen died, the investigations stopped.  It was an interesting procedure, but I don't imagine the Chief of that town much liked the threat to his pretty little wife, and I did move on to America afterwards.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
No, that is a thing of the past.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
I can read minds, but I would be interested in knowing the thoughts of the new Master and his mistress.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
I suppose being a vampire isn't a superpower?  Fine, then I think I should like to be faster.  Speed is very under-rated.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
I would like to hear from Desdemona.  I'm sure she has such...charming stories to share.

[Thibault LeBeau]

....you are a creepy fellow, sir.

1. Your name? They Call me Dizzy. That's it. There's no other name.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Hoodies. Ew.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Eh, only if he paid me enough money.
4. Do you plan outfits? Duh.
5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was in a catfight with Paris Hilton and that Kim Kardashian chick. I won.
6. Did you meet anybody new today? I meet someone new every day. And I get money stuffed in my thong by them.
7. What are you craving right now? Pinkberry. Oh my god, I love living by that place.
8. Are you emotional? Eh, I guess.
9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be? Fuck you, I like being a swan. It's got it's problems, but at least I'm hot.
10. Do you like yourself? I love myself
11. How many countries have you visited? I've stayed in this country all my life.
12. Are your parents strict? There's a reason why they don't know where I live.
13. Would you go sky diving?  Yes please.
14. Do you own a gun? Not my thing.
15. Who are you going to be with tonight? I'll be out working tonight. As for who I'm going home with, that's not  your business, buddy.
16. Ever been on a train? I love the subway.
17. Ever been in love? There's no such thing as love. Only desire.
18. Do you have a cell-phone? Who in the world doesn't?
19. Are you too forgiving? Pfff, no.
20. Can you use chop sticks? Yes.
21. What was the last question you asked? What was the last question YOU asked?
22. What was the last CD you bought? I don't buy CDs. Who the hell buys CDs?
23. Boys or girls? Eh, pending to how much you're paying.
24. Last time you cried? Trash and Vaudville stopped selling the one corset I didn't have for the season just as I earned enough to afford it. Who the hell does that?
25. Ever walked into a wall? No. Assholes walk into walls.
26. Do looks matter? hahahahahaha, are you kidding me?
27. Favorite time of the year? Summer. I can dress how I want and not be freezing my ass off. Literally.
28. Favorite color? Pending on the outfit.
29. Do you have any tattoos? No. Not interested.
30. The last person you held hands with? Didn't catch his name. Some guys just dig getting their hands held while you give them a lapdance.
31. Do you sleep with the TV on? I don't have cable. Well, I did. There's this really hilarious commercial where they sell poles and try to advertise to women how to get fit by pole dancing. The people who buy those things I can guarantee you are going to break themselves when they try to pole dance. I promise you. But no, I don't sleep with the TV on.
32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? There are plenty of people I hate.
33. Do you like your life right now? Yes..
34. How often do you talk on the phone? Depends on the person.
35. What is your favorite animal? I really like cats. They're adorable.
36. What was the most recent thing you bought? New pair of stilettos. My last one broke and I can't afford to own less than sixteen pairs of shoes. (Hey! It's a lifestyle)
37. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Yeah, sure.
38. Do you have a job? Yes, and I enjoy it very much.
39. Have you ever crawled through a window? More than once.
40. How do you feel about relationships? I guess it's for some people. Not for me, though.
41. Where were you born? Upper West Side.
42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date? No one under 18. Otherwise, I think I have stated it enough times; if you pay enough, we'll talk.
43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because... They're not into strippers. Well, they are, but they just can't outright admit it.
44. Is there someone you like right now? I like me.
45. Does anyone know? I know I like me. Everyone knows I love me.
46. When was your last encounter with the police? They were asking me if I'd seen this Desdemona chick, and I was just like "naaaah".
47. Do you ever plan to get married? Pssh, no.
48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first? I wouldn't mind knowing what's going through the Boss's mind. He's an interesting man, I'll tell you that.
49. If you had a super power, what would it be? The ability to look this hot forever.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kitty-boy Des, obviously.

[Desiré Alys]

1. Your name?
Desiré Christian Alys.  My mother has a sense of humor, apparently.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Orange.  I actually have a lot of orange shirts, don't ask me why.  I like that and red.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Definitely.  I'd have to be stupid to pass up the fair Juliet.

4. Do you plan outfits?
I didn't use to plan more than trying to wear the newer stuff to school and the older stuff out when I planned on messing my clothes up, but now I have to actually think about how likely it is I might shift when I got out, and if I care about those clothes.  Since I suck at guessing that, I've been wearing more of my shitty clothes lately.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
You're gonna laugh, but I was naked and being chased by a dog.  It's like two of the classic nightmares rolled into one because my subconscious is an ass.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
It seems like every time I stop in to see Aimee, I meet someone new.  First it was Dizzy, then that pretty bartender.  Pretty sure she said her name was Mitzi.  Fortunately, I met her in my human skin, so she wasn't talking about getting me fixed.

7. What are you craving right now?
Tacos.  Haven't had them in ages.

8. Are you emotional?
Not really, no.  My younger brother is more than I am, and that's probably why I'm not.  I pick up the slack when he's throwing a temper tantrum because I'm out of anything resembling that phase.  Thank god, cause it's annoying.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
Human again would be nice.  I'm not really complaining, because I was way lucky everything worked out the way it did, but I would prefer to be human or something badass, like a tiger. 

10. Do you like yourself?
Well, yeah.  I mean, I admitted I'd prefer to be human again, but that doesn't mean I don't like myself.  I'm just a little insecure about that situation, I guess.  It's weird, and kind of a blow to my pride. 

11. How many countries have you visited?
Just this one, and I think it's enough.  There's too much in the US I haven't seen, yet.

12. Are your parents strict?
No, I don't think so.  Uncle Dirk is, but Mom and Dad are happy as long as we're not doing anything stupid and messing up.  After the accident, they've been really lenient on me.

13. Would you go sky diving?
Yeah, why not?  I think it'd be fun.

14. Do you own a gun?
No way.  It might be a good idea, according to Laura and Lance, but I don't.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Laura and Lance, actually.  I think they're trying to make me less of a victim, which I never would have thought was necessary.  Who expected vampires, though?

16. Ever been on a train?
Well, there's the subway.  That's it, though.

17. Ever been in love?
I don't know, 'love' is a big deal.  I've 'liked' people before, but love?  I have time.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
I'm pretty sure I'd be a social reject if I didn't.

19. Are you too forgiving?
I don't think so, but my brother swears I am.  I just don't see the reason to be an ass over something that I'm not even pissed off about anymore.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
I can throw footballs and memorize lines for a play, but don't ask me to paint, draw or do anything that involves delicate work, and that includes chop sticks. 

21. What was the last question you asked?
Where I was meeting Laura and Lance.  Turns out to be their place, which isn't surprising at all.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
The Transformers 2 soundtrack.  Not a huge fan of everything on it, but it has some popular bands.

23. Boys or girls?
Girls, for sure.

24. Last time you cried?
Probably when I was all jacked up on painkillers and they told me I was gonna lose my leg.  My mom was crying, I remember that part, but I can't remember if I was.  Wouldn't be surprised.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
Nah.  I was pretty agile before, since I played so many sports, but now that I'm a cat shifter, I move like one.  It's hard to walk into walls that way.  I'd have to actually try.

26. Do looks matter?
I want to say I'm not that shallow, but I'd probably be lying.  I haven't ever liked someone who was ugly.

27. Favorite time of the year?
Summer.  There's way more going on, and now, it's not as much clothing to accidentally shift out of.

28. Favorite color?
Orange or red, or some mix.  Red-orange.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
Nah, I was never really that kind of kid, which my parents are thrilled with.  Just never really saw the draw.

30. The last person you held hands with?
Dawn.  We were practicing lines, but I didn't just want to hold her hand for the play, so it was a win all around.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a TV in my room, so not really.  I've fallen asleep on the couch with the TV on, though.  It happens sometimes.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I don't really like that vampire I ran into on the street, but that's about it, for now.  I don't really pick up enemies all that often.

33. Do you like your life right now?
It could definitely be so much worse, so yes, I like my life right now.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
As often as people call me.  I'm really bad about calling people back, but I try.

35. What is your favorite animal?
Cats, in general, but I admit I'm biased.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Two Mt. Dews.  I gave Dawn the money for one, and she ended up with two again, so technically, I guess I bought two. 

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
It's probably not a good thing, but I could forgive a lot.  Like I said, it's not really me to hold massive grudges.

38. Do you have a job?
My mom keeps telling me that school is my job right now, but I've been picking up hours in the kitchen at All Hallows lately, compliments of Aimee and Dizzy.  They said they tag-teamed Eden and talked him into it.  If they had to do all that, I think he thinks I'm human, because he gives me a weird feeling that if he knew what I was, he wouldn't need to be convinced.  He freaks me out.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, plenty of times. 

40. How do you feel about relationships?
How should I feel about them?  I like them.  I'm not really into the serious, committed ones just yet, but I like them. 

41. Where were you born?
Right in Ramsa, outside the city.  My family moved away when I was very young, but it wasn't for long. 

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Well, I don't want to go too young or old, but I guess I'll decide when I meet people if I'm willing to go there.  I like Dawn, and she's a little younger.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
they think I'm just a stupid jock and haven't tried talking to me.  It's happened before.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
Well, yeah.  I already said I like Dawn.

45. Does anyone know?
My brother does, and the rest of my family.  I'm sure other people are starting to notice, but who cares? 

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
During the accident, I guess.  I don't run into them often, but I know they'd have been there.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
I'm not really planning it, but I figure it's likely at some point.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
Man, there are a few.  Dawn, of course, though I don't know if I would.  I'd want to, but that's not exactly a good thing to do to someone.  I'd want to know what Laura and Lance are thinking about when they say some things, too, but it's the same deal.  Just because I could doesn't mean I should.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
What, and turning into a cat isn't a superpower?  Maybe predicting the future.  That would be crazy useful.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
Ryan.  I want to see how many of his answers involve illegal activities.

[Ryan Shane]

1. Your name?
- Ryan Michael Shane, Aka "Mr. Awesome"

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- White. It's dirty as fuck though.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- Hardly. Bitch was busted. I was drunk. Thank god Jared saved me.

4. Do you plan outfits?
- Plan as in try to wear clean clothing once a week.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- Don't remember. Something about school.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
- Yeah, I met this chick named Summer. She was fucking annoying as shit. Her brother's okay though.

7. What are you craving right now?
- Beer and pizza.

8. Are you emotional?
- No homo.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
- I think it would be pretty badass to be like Angela. Don't tell Jared, though.

10. Do you like yourself?
- When I don't fuck my shit up so much I can't fix it.

11. How many countries have you visited?
- One. This one.

12. Are your parents strict?
- Not really. They tried, but they failed. Lol, my parents fail.

13. Would you go sky diving?
- Fuck yeah, sign me up.

14. Do you own a gun?
- I do as of about a month ago. Jared scored one for me. Glock .40. Fuck yeah. We're gonna shoot beer bottles later.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
- Jared. No homo. Shooting and drinking and talking shit.

16. Ever been on a train?
- Does the subway count?

17. Ever been in love?
- Nope. Not really interested, either. Love is for bitches.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
- No. I have a camera/calculator/computer that accepts and makes phonecalls.

19. Are you too forgiving?
- Not in the slightest. Burn me, I fucking burn you back. Like that bitch Camille. Fuck her. I'd like to slap her in the face. Stupid whore.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
- Why would I want to? I got a spork, nigga!

21. What was the last question you asked?
- I asked some drugged out looking dude what his fucking problem was when he ran into me last night. He got all spasmatic and shit, I had to GTF.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
- If by "bought" you mean "stole", I got an Offspring CD. Fuck yeah, Americana.

23. Boys or girls?
- NO HOMO.

24. Last time you cried?
- When I was born? I don't cry. It's for bitches. Do you see any bitches here?

25. Ever walked into a wall?
- I get pretty fucked up and yes, there have been walls that have jumped out in front of me.

26. Do looks matter?
- Until I'm plastered. Then as long as your shit is gone before I wake up, we're okay.

27. Favorite time of the year?
- Summer. That's when all the good parties are.

28. Favorite color?
- Blue, I guess. Dunno.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
- Yeah. What, you want me to describe it?

30. The last person you held hands with?
- Jared had to pick me up when I was too drunk to walk the other night, but I wouldn't classify it as "holding hands". No homo.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- No, but I sleep with the fucking title menu to DVDs on. I guess I like hearing the same 30 seconds of music and clips repeated over and over in my sleep.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
- I don't even think I like three people.

33. Do you like your life right now?
- Same shit, different toilet.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
- As little as possible. Don't like it. Don't like texting either. Fuck typing with your thumbs.

35. What is your favorite animal?
- Uh... I guess pitbulls are okay.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- I spent four bucks in quarters on pool last night. That count?

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- All women are cheaters.

38. Do you have a job?
- Yeah. I'm a professional water polo player. What do you think?

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- All the time. The abandoned houses are where the good shit is.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
- Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

41. Where were you born?
DIRTY JERZ. HOLLA.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- As long as bitch ain't going to try and send me to jail, seventeen sounds alright. Ain't trying to date no old women though, so I guess... twenty-five?

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
- I have no idea. I'm a charming and caring individual who has genuine concern for the feelings and thoughts of others. LOL.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
- This hot bartender bitch who hooks me up with drinks in that strip club Jared and I went to. What's her name? Mitten?

45. Does anyone know?
- I doubt it. Bitch works in a strip club, everyone probably jerks it to her.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
- My night isn't complete without a visit from the boys in blue.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
- Who the fuck plans for that shit? Christian accidentally got married, but not me. I'll give that bitch a coathanger and a get well card. Fuck all that noise.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
- Camille Farrell. I'd like to know just what that bitch is afraid of so I could use it to break her. Fucking skank.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
- I would be so awesome I could go nuclear.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
- My homie Jared. He's a thief. I bet that jar is covered in grease.

[Jared Bastian]

1. Your name?
Jared Fucking Bastian, but I answer to Tourette's, Asshole, Dickhead and a load of other not-so-creative names.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black, with white lettering or something that isn't very white anymore because I've gotten grease and dirty all over it for so long.  It's pretty faded, too.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah, and it'd probably kill me to do it, but I would.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Do I look like a fucking girl to you?

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I've never really remembered my dreams.  I do that coma-type of sleep.  It comes from working your ass off and being fucking exhausted by the time you pass out.  That, or so drunk that your brain can't function well enough to fuck with you.  Whatever.  I had nightmares as a kid and a few others when I got older, but I don't really remember details.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yeah, and she tasted fucking delicious.

7. What are you craving right now?
The same bitch as usual, but I won't touch her, not like that.

8. Are you emotional?
Fuck that shit, why all the girl questions?

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
Fucking human, duh.  Who would want to be what I am?  It sucks ass.

10. Do you like yourself?
For awhile, I did.  Thought I might actually have some of the answers, but that vampire bitch fixed that.

11. How many countries have you visited?
One.  Ryan and I got pretty close to Mexico, but we didn't have passports on us and Ryan pussied out.  He thought that I look too Mexican to get back over the border, but I'm pretty damn sure he just wouldn't have been able to find the border again once we'd crossed.

12. Are your parents strict?
HA.  Really?  No.

13. Would you go sky diving?
Only if Ryan went, too.  It wouldn't be any fun without him, and I'd wanna see who pushed who out of the plane first.  My money's on me.

14. Do you own a gun?
I don't really need one, but I scored a few recently.  Ryan got one, and the others are going into safe-keeping.  I don't trust any-fucking-one anymore.  Bunch of assholes.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Ryan, no homo.  We're drinking, shooting and talking shit at each other.  Classic combination.

16. Ever been on a train?
You mean, the subway?  I think that's the closest I've ever been to any kind of train.

17. Ever been in love?
Girl question, go fuck yourself.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
I think everyone under 80 does.

19. Are you too forgiving?
I've got a lot of problems, but that's definitely not one of them.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
Fuck yeah.  Ryan acts like he thinks it's stupid and sits there with his plastic spork trying to eat Lo Mein, and I totally own his ass every time.  I can eat rice with those bitches.  Top it.

21. What was the last question you asked?
Pretty sure I yelled 'What the fuck' at someone.  Does it count as a question if it's just yelled for effect? 

22. What was the last CD you bought?
Dude, I don't buy CDs.  I download them, or get them from other people.  Or steal them.

23. Boys or girls?
Wow, are you calling be a fag, douchebag? 

24. Last time you cried?
The faggy, girly questions are starting to piss me off.  Why would I cry?

25. Ever walked into a wall?
Dude, I've been so trashed I don't remember getting home except that Angela was there, so yeah, I've walked into walls.  Better than closed doors, since walls don't usually have knobs. 

26. Do looks matter?
Abso-fucking-lutely.  Ain't gonna lie, if I'm not black-out drunk, I'm in enough control to veto the fugly bitches and fatties. 

27. Favorite time of the year?
Summer.  People leave car windows open, and that's just so easy it's disgusting.

28. Favorite color?
Black.  Grease doesn't show up on it as well as other colors.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
What, you want descriptions?  I have a scorpion on my back, and Native American style bear claw marks on my shoulders.

30. The last person you held hands with?
Ryan, when I helped his drunk ass off the ground.  It wasn't like 'holding hands', though.  No homo.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No.  If I did, I wouldn't be able to sleep.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate more than 3 people every hour.

33. Do you like your life right now?
Fuck you, do I look like I like it?

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often. 

35. What is your favorite animal?
I like bears.  They scare the shit out of me.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I bought Ryan a beer because he spent most of his shit, all quarters, on pool and I beat him out of the rest.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No, I've got better fucking things to do and bigger problems to deal with. 

38. Do you have a job?
A few. 

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Ryan and I sometimes compete over who can get into a place faster.  I always win now, which takes the fun out of it, but we're working on a way to even it out again.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
They fucking suck.  Worst.  Decision.  Ever.

41. Where were you born?
Some little bumfuck town in upstate New York.  Thank god I left it, and every asshole in it.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
Fuck it, I guess I'm staying this age forever, and I sure as hell don't plan on dating stupid little high school chicks for the rest of my life.  I'll date whoever the fuck I want, though anything under 18 is getting to be pretty gross, and annoying.  Bitches seem to get stupider every year I get older.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
they've been standing in a room with me for more than 30 seconds.  I can admit it.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
Ryan, and that's no homo.  Fuck that 'like' shit.

45. Does anyone know?
Pretty sure that asshole knows I like him, since I haven't killed him and we hang out all the damn time.  He also knows it's no homo.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
Speeding ticket.  I don't get caught for anything else.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
Fuck no.  Talk about 'Game Fucking Over.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
I can, but not Angela's.  I'd want to read her mind, and see what the fuck goes through her skull.  It'd probably kill me, but it might be worth it, by then.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
I am a fucking superhero, or villain, I guess.  Something in the middle.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
It was Xander, and the only reason he didn't bust the jar to pieces was because he wanted me to get blamed.  Asshole.

[Xander Ulrich]

1. Your name?
- Xander. Believe it, someone's called me "Eks-ander." Fucking moron.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- If I could find one that actually fit me.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- I gave Kimber a kiss on the top of her head because her brother was stressing her out, but there was definitely not any intention of repeating the experience. We aren't "like that". It would be beyond weird.

4. Do you plan outfits?
- Sure. Underwear goes first, then the pants.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- I had a dream that my daughter told me she was getting married, and then when she brought me her boyfriend, it was a stuffed animal. I really hope that's how it happens.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
- I did. Thomas and I had to go meet someone about a job. Christian initially sent Thomas, but I came along because that's what I do. Loom.

7. What are you craving right now?
- Steak, extra rare.

8. Are you emotional?
- I don't really believe so. I've been told I'm "an angry sunovabitch".

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
- There is no other race option for me. I'm a wolf, to the core.

10. Do you like yourself?
- I'm satisfied.

11. How many countries have you visited?
- Seven or eight. Lots of Europe. One of the few Bruja guild members to have been within spitting distance of Midnight over there.

12. Are your parents strict?
- They weren't. I played football. Dad was thrilled.

13. Would you go sky diving?
- I'm not big on heights.

14. Do you own a gun?
- Do you need to ask?

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
- Thomas and Kimber, and probably Remington. Talk about the name game. Kimber and Remington.

16. Ever been on a train?
- Yes, it's called a subway, and it's disgusting. It smells like old man urine and bums.

17. Ever been in love?
- Once. I don't recommend it.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
- Several. It depends on whether people need to reach Xander the hunter, Xander the wolf, or Xander the ex-husband.

19. Are you too forgiving?
- My sources point to no.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
- I try to refrain from small, delicate things. Besides, how can you eat a steak with a stick the size of a pencil? Or.. why?

21. What was the last question you asked?
- I asked Holly if she had rocks in her head. I think she does. She's not so bright sometimes.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
- I downloaded some old Zep.

23. Boys or girls?
- Uh, women.

24. Last time you cried?
- Not for a long, long time.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
- I've run into one at full speed in wolf form. Not pretty. Large hole.

26. Do looks matter?
- They do, but I'm not the prettiest furball in the pack.

27. Favorite time of the year?
- Winter. Running through the snow-covered mountains at dusk is like nothing you've ever felt.

28. Favorite color?
- Black. Hides stains.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
- None, actually.

30. The last person you held hands with?
- Chloe, briefly. I walked with her for a total of twenty feet before she had to get into her friend's car and go home from school.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- No TV in my bedroom. Makes too much racket.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
- I kill people for a living. As a rule, it's my job to dislike them.

33. Do you like your life right now?
- It could be worse.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
- About four hundred times a day. I get shit done, I guess. That's why they call.

35. What is your favorite animal?
- This is kind of a dumb one.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- I bought Thomas a beer.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- No. Disloyalty is something I can't fathom.

38. Do you have a job?
- Several, one of which includes being a superior asshole to everyone smaller than me. I'm pretty big, too.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- No. I've gone through a window and knocked the drywall out beneath it, though. Again, not particularly small.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
- Waste of goddamn time.

41. Where were you born?
- Vegas.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- I don't really date. I guess I'd like to keep it within three years either way if I had to, though. I honestly don't have the time, and I don't care.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
- My nickname is Maugrim. Like, from the Chronicles of Narnia? You do the math. I step on vampire's heads and pop them like grapes. It's not a likeable hobby.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
- Romantically? No.

45. Does anyone know?
- Oh, I've made it abundantly clear that I hate all things love.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
- I had a lion cop try to get rough with me outside of a club. I guess he's never met anyone his own size before. Must have felt his dick size was in danger.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
- Not again, fuck that.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
- Lucien. I'd like to know just what the fuck that man's thought process is for some of the shit that I'm having to dig us out of right now.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
- I'd be able to kill people by looking at them.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Sterling. Can't trust snakes.

[Mikhail Nygaard]

1. Your name?
Sterling Guioco

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Navy Blue.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Uh...Er...I guess I'd let my mom kiss me on the cheek.

4. Do you plan outfits?
No.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was floating over Peru on my bike. Yeah, I don't get it either.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
I see people drag their bikes, cars, whatever, into my job every day, so yes.

7. What are you craving right now?
Wine. But I'm not legal to drink it. My mom says I'd be able to drink it and be just fine, but my dad always says no. But now I'm not living with them. :3

8. Are you emotional?
What? No.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
My mom told me witches were real once. That would be cool

10. Do you like yourself?
Yeah.

11. How many countries have you visited?
Three. I was born in Peru, and when I was a baby we had to stop in Mexico for some reason. Then, New York.

12. Are your parents strict?
Sort of. My mom isn't. My dad is. They don't really like each other.

13. Would you go sky diving?
God, no. Never. D:

14. Do you own a gun?
God, no. Never. D:

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My bike.

16. Ever been on a train?
Nope.

17. Ever been in love?
I love my parents. I love my bike. But non-family? Not really.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
Of course.

19. Are you too forgiving?
I think it's less am I too forgiving and more "could I care?" most of the time.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
I'm strangely adept in chop sticks.

21. What was the last question you asked?
"When do you want this back?"

22. What was the last CD you bought?
Chinese Democracy.

23. Boys or girls?
...Bikes? I guess girls.

24. Last time you cried?
I think I was crying when I burned my arm on the engine of a car I was working on. That fucking hurts like a bitch.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
When I was a kid, yes.

26. Do looks matter?
To me? Well, not looking like a slob is good.

27. Favorite time of the year?
Summer. It's nice and hot.

28. Favorite color?
Green

29. Do you have any tattoos?
Nah. It's not really my thing.

30. The last person you held hands with?
Hell if I remember. I guess my mom when I was a kid.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nah, it would wind up being louder then my alarm.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Nope. I'm a generally likable guy. I don't like cops, though.

33. Do you like your life right now?
Yeah. I can work on bikes all I want.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often. I prefer seeing people in person.

35. What is your favorite animal?
I had a pet mouse when I was a kid. Then I was playing around as a snake in the tank to play with my mouse buddy. And then I ate him. It wasn't intentional. I mean it. So I don't like mice. I really like dogs.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A new set of wrenches. 

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
My mom's a cheater. I'd forgive my mom... If someone cheated on me, though? Likely not.

38. Do you have a job?
Yes. I'm a part time mechanic.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah. I forgot my keys once.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
They're good for people. I've yet to find someone to hold my concentration long enough for me not to go back to working on my bike, though.

41. Where were you born?
Peru

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
I don't know. As long as it's not illegal or gross? I don't care.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
I just ignored them when they asked me a question. Usually I'm working on something.

44. Is there someone you like right now?
I like my bike.

45. Does anyone know?
I think it's common knowledge I like my bike.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
Speeding. You have no idea how many tickets I've collected for speeding. I usually try to lose the cops, though.

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
Sure. I need to find a girl, first.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
Laura seems to have something she's hiding, I wouldn't mind knowing what's up with her.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
I don't know. I like being how I am now.

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
I was going to say "jesuschristit'sanick! cookiesgetinthejar" but I actually think it was Skye.

[Skye LeCroix]

1. Your name?
- Skye

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- I have a dark green one that I wear often, but, I mean, I usually wear a jacket if it's cold.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
- Well, the last person I kissed was my husband, so I believe so.

4. Do you plan outfits?
- Sometimes. If it's for a special occasion than I do, but work is pretty simple - I use my old Army gear most of the time. At least I know it fits/won't break my heart to be ruined.

5. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- Something to do with Scooby Doo and a dance contest. I think it was that sub I ate before bed.

6. Did you meet anybody new today?
- New next door neighbors. Not the crazy old couple, but a brother and sister. They were wolves, if I remember correctly; the girl is in Crimson with me, so she wasn't new, but her brother was. They seemed very attached.
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7. What are you craving right now?
- Pistachio ice cream shake. Nick is already on that.

8. Are you emotional?
- I don't think I'm overly-emotional, but when the situation calls for it, I can be pretty ferocious.

9. If you could be a race other than what you are, what would you be?
- Oh, I like being a Hyena. Being responsible for others gets somewhat tiring after a while; Stella and Jason certainly know how to dig themselves into some pretty extreme messes, and with Ebere gone, it's a little trying, but I guess it would be no different if I were a Lion or a Hawk. Matriarch is Matriarch.

10. Do you like yourself?
- I like to think I do. I grew out of that self-loathing phase pretty quick.

11. How many countries have you visited?
- Several. Aside from the UK, I've been to Ireland, Scotland, Italy, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran, Iraq... Most of the middle east. Nothing further than that, though. I'd like to see China some day.

12. Are your parents strict?
- They were until I started working with the local Sheriff's office. When I enlisted they were pretty pissed off.

13. Would you go sky diving?
- I've had to jump out of planes before, it's not any fun.

14. Do you own a gun?
- I'm a sniper, so no. We use arrows now.

15. Who are you going to be with tonight?
- My daughter and my husband, most likely. Unless he has to work, in which case, Nicole and I are it. I might invite Kimber over.

16. Ever been on a train?
- Just the subway, and that is very, very sparingly. I think I could get the super-AIDS from that thing.

17. Ever been in love?
- Every day.

18. Do you have a cell-phone?
- Two. Personal and business.

19. Are you too forgiving?
- Only when there are things needing to be forgiven. As a rule, I'm pretty judgmental about things if people don't seem to have learned their piece from whatever it was.

20. Can you use chop sticks?
- Yes, and well. I'm pretty coordinated. I don't like to, though. I just picked it up as yet another useless talent.

21. What was the last question you asked?
- I asked Nick if he'd go get me that shake. He usually is pretty complaint about Baskin Robbins. I've been known to make life difficult when he says no.

22. What was the last CD you bought?
- Does DVD count? I haven't bought a CD in ages.

23. Boys or girls?
- Boys, clearly.

24. Last time you cried?
- It was a while ago. I usually try to reign that sort of emotional outburst in, for everyone's sake - and my dignity.

25. Ever walked into a wall?
- Not directly, but I've shouldered the wall to our laundry room a few times. The design of that part of the house is stupid.

26. Do looks matter?
- I'd definitely say that play a big part.

27. Favorite time of the year?
- Spring. Warm, but not too humid.

28. Favorite color?
- I like dark red-violet and gold.

29. Do you have any tattoos?
- None whatsoever.

30. The last person you held hands with?
- Nicole, actually, just now. She's in that phase where she likes to grab the living shit out of your fingers. Luckily, mommy is a hyena, not a human, or I might have broken digits right now.

31. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- Nope. The TV in the bedroom is hardly ever on, actually.

32. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
- I dislike a lot of people.

33. Do you like your life right now?
- Sure. I'm happy at the lack of excitement, because it means I can spend more time at home.

34. How often do you talk on the phone?
- Not very. I don't like to. Bothers my ear.

35. What is your favorite animal?
- Hyenas, duh. Or lions, I guess.

36. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspain, on DVD.

37. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- In a word: No.

38. Do you have a job?
- A very well-paying job.

39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- Yes, unfortunately. I don't like to, broken glass, ripped clothing. It's messy.

40. How do you feel about relationships?
- I like them, or I wouldn't be in one.

41. Where were you born?
- Metairie, Louisiana.

42. How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- Well, Nick is a few years older than me, but we got married, so that's okay.

43. If someone doesn't like you its probably because...
- I shot them?

44. Is there someone you like right now?
- My husband.

45. Does anyone know?
- I should assume everyone at our wedding knew.

46. When was your last encounter with the police?
- Well, I saw Wesley two nights ago, and he's a police. Does that count?

47. Do you ever plan to get married?
- I didn't, but then I got married.

48. If you could read minds, out of people you know, whose would you read first?
- Kimber. That girl is hiding something. I want to know what.

49. If you had a super power, what would it be?
- I'd be able to start fires with my mind. How cool would that be?

50. Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Looks like Drew to me.