The 587 Post thread

[Keith Mitchell]

Why do the ads still look like crap?

I was NICE enough to write that list of "DO NOT DO THIS" codes, but everyone STILL manages to fuck it up.

Why the hell are people that retarded and why do other people allow them to do anything?  They obviously can't function like normal human beings.  Don't let them do your damn advertising.  It makes you look bad.

*deletedeletedeletes them*

[Danielle Vida]

Oh, I know Lock I saw the last two when I woke up this morning and wanted to delete them myself honestly, but I just figured I'd let you go rabid panda on them when you saw 'em.

So, right now I'm about to, in my OCD'ness, build a MASSIVE table for my NPCs. And... I forgot how to build tables. So this should be fun.

[Ash Leone]

Rabid panda?  Hah! 

Seriously, if they're retarded and can't make ads, I'd just leave or delete them.  But that's just me.

[Laurel Morgan]

ImmoralReticence (2:24:12 AM): I know what a Gary Stu is, angie!!
Have Supra (2:24:15 AM): I will make Mitsu Bishi a big Jamaican dude.
Have Supra (2:24:21 AM): And he will be...
Have Supra (2:24:23 AM): A WEREFROG.
Have Supra (2:24:25 AM):
Have Supra (2:24:28 AM): NONO
Have Supra (2:24:31 AM): An ANGEL WEREFROG.
ImmoralReticence (2:24:31 AM): omfg
ImmoralReticence (2:24:48 AM): half-angel, half-demon werefrog
Have Supra (2:24:59 AM): . yues
Have Supra (2:25:04 AM): It will be glorious
Have Supra (2:25:06 AM): Also? He has wings.
ImmoralReticence (2:25:12 AM): he should also wear all japanese clothes, and carry a samurai sword
Have Supra (2:25:16 AM): Nonono
ImmoralReticence (2:25:23 AM): one wing bat, one feathered
Have Supra (2:25:25 AM): He should wear space age clothes
Have Supra (2:25:26 AM): YES
Have Supra (2:25:27 AM): But yes
Have Supra (2:25:29 AM): Carry a sword
Have Supra (2:25:33 AM): Like Sephiroth's Masamune
ImmoralReticence (2:25:40 AM): yep, as long as his body
Have Supra (2:25:41 AM): And he should just randomly insert japanese words
Have Supra (2:25:44 AM): Hehehe
ImmoralReticence (2:25:46 AM): and we know he's 8 foot tall
Have Supra (2:25:49 AM): "Wow that's really waru"
Have Supra (2:26:05 AM): And I will put the words like this ~word~
ImmoralReticence (2:26:12 AM): all the girls will be all over him
Have Supra (2:26:13 AM): And use ~~'s whenever possible
Have Supra (2:26:14 AM): Yes.
Have Supra (2:26:16 AM): Exactly.
ImmoralReticence (2:26:17 AM): because he's that amazing
Have Supra (2:26:19 AM): And his dreadlocks
Have Supra (2:26:21 AM): WILL BE SPIKED
ImmoralReticence (2:26:29 AM): and he can't lose a fight or an argument with a male
Have Supra (2:26:33 AM): In fact
ImmoralReticence (2:26:35 AM): because he's so smooth, they all just lose
Have Supra (2:26:42 AM): Men love him too
ImmoralReticence (2:26:50 AM): his dreds HAVE to be blonde
Have Supra (2:26:54 AM): Yes.
Have Supra (2:27:01 AM): And his mother was raped by his father
ImmoralReticence (2:27:06 AM): no
Have Supra (2:27:06 AM): And he doesn't know who his father is.
ImmoralReticence (2:27:10 AM): father was raped by his MOTHER
Have Supra (2:27:18 AM): Even better
ImmoralReticence (2:27:19 AM): she's a demonic bitch!
Have Supra (2:27:24 AM): And hs father committed suicide
ImmoralReticence (2:27:32 AM): with plans for world domination!
Have Supra (2:27:34 AM): And his mother beat him
Have Supra (2:27:38 AM): And wouldn't let him have any cake
Have Supra (2:27:41 AM): And other stuff
Have Supra (2:27:42 AM): >.>
ImmoralReticence (2:27:43 AM): and killed his siblings
Have Supra (2:27:45 AM): Yes
Have Supra (2:27:48 AM): And AND AND
Have Supra (2:27:52 AM): Killed his ONE TRUE LOVE
ImmoralReticence (2:27:56 AM): *gasp!*
Have Supra (2:28:03 AM): Who is some fox-cat-princess named Lady Autumn Purity Rainbow Sunflower..
ImmoralReticence (2:28:15 AM): and she has wings, too
ImmoralReticence (2:28:22 AM): only, they're fairy wings
Have Supra (2:28:22 AM): And she is a vampyre ~half~
ImmoralReticence (2:29:01 AM): and she died in his arms
Have Supra (2:29:07 AM): And she was pregnant
Have Supra (2:29:09 AM): With twins.
ImmoralReticence (2:29:11 AM): with him swearing vows over her
Have Supra (2:29:33 AM): Now he'll never love again
Have Supra (2:29:36 AM): And he's a hardened killer
ImmoralReticence (2:29:36 AM): Ever
Have Supra (2:29:39 AM): With a heart of gold.
ImmoralReticence (2:29:46 AM): but he'll flirt with every female and male in creation
Have Supra (2:29:48 AM): Yes.
ImmoralReticence (2:29:49 AM): because it's a cover
ImmoralReticence (2:29:55 AM): for the fact that he can't love
ImmoralReticence (2:30:34 AM): we're horrible, you know that?
Have Supra (2:30:47 AM): I'm putting this in my LJ so we can look at it later, LOL
ImmoralReticence (2:30:50 AM): we should create this character just as a joke to freak the fuck out of Maria

[Mike Anderson]

Oh holy shit SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[Ash Leone]

  Yeah, it was win.

[Mike Anderson]

Yeah it is, except for Venom having an LJ (I'm assuming its a Live Journal) I got booted from there lol

[Ianthe Thalasa]

Rofl.  Niiiiiiice.

[Daphne Holliday]

DFffcvhawwwwwwww I updated Daphne's profile to make the crazy more apparent.

[Mike Anderson]

Im not really gonna be around till late tonight because I get to go on a ride along with buddy and his departments drug task force, should be loads of fun watching East Texas meth trash get roughed up by the popo

[Michael Light]

SWEET. I wish I could come!!!!!

[Gabriel Sullivan]

Too bad, Cody.  I was hoping you'd get on so I could link you in for some nice n00b pwnage.

Oh, and potatoes aren't native to Ireland.  They're native to Peru.

[Mike Anderson]

Ill be on around one so see if you can stick around...Midnight needs to have a raid meeting and get organized.

[Aurelius Lawson]

Papas. Peruvian potatoes. Porcine pachybaras produce peach pits, perfectly presenting porosity.
Sorry. Alliteration. It's my curse.
But ya' know what's worse?
Rhyming.
It's all about the timing.
But let's not talk about what's bad,
Or I may need a hearse.
That made no sense.
Wow. I need sleep.
I just spent four hours on a bus, and four minutes staring at a squirrel, and four seconds typing this.
Must go sleep now. Clowns will eat me if I don't sleep. *shudder*

[Jared Bastian]