Rick roll my page and I'll kill you.
Kenzie, my wonderful little sister (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), I shouldn't have to tell you just how crazy you drive me on a regular basis. If it weren't for Chase and Mom, you'd have been in a convent by the time you hit your freshman year of high school, and they'll both confirm that for you.
Seriously, though, you're my sister and I love you. The first boy that breaks your heart is going to get his ass completely and utterly kicked, and right now I can't decide if I'd rather throw you to Stavros for training or hide you away so you stay out of trouble, because I know something's going to happen one of these days. You worry me, brat.
Oh, and if you don't stop flirting with my hunters, I'm going to revisit that convent idea with Mom, don't you think I won't.